My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object

Christopher Shelley
2 Ho Ho Ho’s
Published in
3 min readFeb 14, 2022

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I don’t have any Valentine’s Day gifts for you

Photo by Tim Marshall on Unsplash

My love is like a red, red rose: bought five minutes ago at the corner bodega when I suddenly remembered that it’s Valentine’s Day.

My love is also like a red, red stop sign, which saved me tonight because honestly, if I hadn’t had to wait before crossing the street, I wouldn’t have glanced at the roses for sale outside the bodega…

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Christopher Shelley
2 Ho Ho Ho’s

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