Christopher ShelleyinSlackjawBad Things Reframed As Good Things“Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.” — John Adams·2 min read·Jun 22, 2022--2--2
Christopher ShelleyinFeediumHow To Write A Long ArticleFirst, write a short article·7 min read·Mar 24, 2022--2--2
Christopher ShelleyinThe HavenVaccination Prevention HotlineWill being an anti-vaxxer help me meet girls?·4 min read·Feb 17, 2022--3--3
Christopher Shelleyin2 Ho Ho Ho’sMy Love Is Like A Red, Red ObjectI don’t have any Valentine’s Day gifts for you·3 min read·Feb 14, 2022----
Christopher ShelleyinSlackjawThe 30-Day Better Body, Better World ChallengeA month of fitness and altruism·3 min read·Feb 14, 2022--1--1
Christopher ShelleyinSlackjawEbenezer Scrooge Writes Holiday Bonus Cards To His East Side Co-op’s Building StaffMerry whatever, I’m not even sure we’ve met·4 min read·Dec 24, 2021--1--1
Christopher ShelleyinSlackjawWhat Is Comedy?Comedy is a scientific mix of calamity and surprise·4 min read·Dec 17, 2021--3--3
Christopher ShelleyinSlackjawMy Transparent Wedding Officiant PackagesPerfect for couples trying to save money and/or wanted for murder in other countries.·3 min read·Dec 4, 2021----
Christopher ShelleyinSlackjawHow To Ask Your Father-In-Law To Pass The Potatoes During Thanksgiving Dinner Without Revealing…Ask him to pass the potatoes in the same calm voice you used earlier to ask your brother-in-law to pass the cranberry sauce·4 min read·Nov 24, 2021--2--2
Christopher ShelleyinSlackjawOur New Wedding Date Didn’t Work For Greg, So Now I’m Marrying ChadGreg’s family: you are still cordially invited!·3 min read·Sep 25, 2021--3--3