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Christopher Shelley

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Best, Ceremony, Ever: How to Make the Serious Wedding Stuff Entertaining

Best, Ceremony, Ever: How to Make the Serious Wedding Stuff Entertaining

Chris Shelley will forever alter the way people think about wedding ceremonies.

2018

Christopher Shelley

Christopher Shelley

Stories

Christopher Shelley
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Slackjaw

Bad Things Reframed As Good Things

“Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.” — John Adams

2 min readJun 22, 2022

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Bad Things Reframed As Good Things

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Christopher Shelley
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Feedium

How To Write A Long Article

First, write a short article

7 min readMar 24, 2022

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How To Write A Long Article

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Christopher Shelley
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The Haven

Vaccination Prevention Hotline

Will being an anti-vaxxer help me meet girls?

4 min readFeb 17, 2022

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Vaccination Prevention Hotline

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object

I don’t have any Valentine’s Day gifts for you

3 min readFeb 14, 2022

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My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object

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Christopher Shelley
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Slackjaw

The 30-Day Better Body, Better World Challenge

A month of fitness and altruism

3 min readFeb 14, 2022

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The 30-Day Better Body, Better World Challenge

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Christopher Shelley
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Slackjaw

Ebenezer Scrooge Writes Holiday Bonus Cards To His East Side Co-op’s Building Staff

Merry whatever, I’m not even sure we’ve met

4 min readDec 24, 2021

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Ebenezer Scrooge Writes Holiday Bonus Cards To His East Side Co-op’s Building Staff

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Christopher Shelley
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Slackjaw

What Is Comedy?

Comedy is a scientific mix of calamity and surprise

4 min readDec 17, 2021

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What Is Comedy?

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Christopher Shelley
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Slackjaw

My Transparent Wedding Officiant Packages

Perfect for couples trying to save money and/or wanted for murder in other countries.

3 min readDec 4, 2021

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My Transparent Wedding Officiant Packages

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Christopher Shelley
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Slackjaw

How To Ask Your Father-In-Law To Pass The Potatoes During Thanksgiving Dinner Without Revealing…

Ask him to pass the potatoes in the same calm voice you used earlier to ask your brother-in-law to pass the cranberry sauce

4 min readNov 24, 2021

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How To Ask Your Father-In-Law To Pass The Potatoes During Thanksgiving Dinner Without Revealing…

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Christopher Shelley
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Slackjaw

Our New Wedding Date Didn’t Work For Greg, So Now I’m Marrying Chad

Greg’s family: you are still cordially invited!

3 min readSep 25, 2021

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Our New Wedding Date Didn’t Work For Greg, So Now I’m Marrying Chad

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Christopher Shelley

Christopher Shelley

Book Author

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com

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