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Christopher Shelley

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Best, Ceremony, Ever: How to Make the Serious Wedding Stuff Entertaining

Best, Ceremony, Ever: How to Make the Serious Wedding Stuff Entertaining

Chris Shelley will forever alter the way people think about wedding ceremonies.

2018

Christopher Shelley

Christopher Shelley

Stories

Published in
Slackjaw

Bad Things Reframed As Good Things

“Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.” — John Adams

Jun 22, 2022

Bad Things Reframed As Good Things

Jun 22, 2022

Published in
Feedium

How To Write A Long Article

First, write a short article

Mar 24, 2022

How To Write A Long Article

Mar 24, 2022

Published in
The Haven

Vaccination Prevention Hotline

Will being an anti-vaxxer help me meet girls?

Feb 17, 2022

Vaccination Prevention Hotline

Feb 17, 2022

Published in
2 Ho Ho Ho’s

My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object

I don’t have any Valentine’s Day gifts for you

Feb 14, 2022

My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object

Feb 14, 2022

Published in
Slackjaw

The 30-Day Better Body, Better World Challenge

A month of fitness and altruism

Feb 14, 2022

The 30-Day Better Body, Better World Challenge

Feb 14, 2022

Published in
Slackjaw

Ebenezer Scrooge Writes Holiday Bonus Cards To His East Side Co-op’s Building Staff

Merry whatever, I’m not even sure we’ve met

Dec 24, 2021

Ebenezer Scrooge Writes Holiday Bonus Cards To His East Side Co-op’s Building Staff

Dec 24, 2021

Published in
Slackjaw

What Is Comedy?

Comedy is a scientific mix of calamity and surprise

Dec 17, 2021

What Is Comedy?

Dec 17, 2021

Published in
Slackjaw

My Transparent Wedding Officiant Packages

Perfect for couples trying to save money and/or wanted for murder in other countries.

Dec 4, 2021

My Transparent Wedding Officiant Packages

Dec 4, 2021

Published in
Slackjaw

How To Ask Your Father-In-Law To Pass The Potatoes During Thanksgiving Dinner Without Revealing…

Ask him to pass the potatoes in the same calm voice you used earlier to ask your brother-in-law to pass the cranberry sauce

Nov 24, 2021

How To Ask Your Father-In-Law To Pass The Potatoes During Thanksgiving Dinner Without Revealing…

Nov 24, 2021

Published in
Slackjaw

Our New Wedding Date Didn’t Work For Greg, So Now I’m Marrying Chad

Greg’s family: you are still cordially invited!

Sep 25, 2021

Our New Wedding Date Didn’t Work For Greg, So Now I’m Marrying Chad

Sep 25, 2021

Christopher Shelley

Christopher Shelley

Book Author

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com

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